I decided to do something a little different since Posterous is capable of it and since something was on my mind and I had a cam handy. The attached vid is a rant about the term BBW, and the attached document is the transcript. But, since I know some of you are some lazy fatass mofos who only read my blog for the sex stories, I took the liberty of also pasting the transcript below:
Transcript for “My Fat Doesn’t Define Me!”
Me (obviously, this shit’s a fucking monologue, dumbassess!):
Hi! How are you doing, internet? Okay…I need to talk to you about something important.
The thing is, I FUCKING HATE the term B-B-W! FUCKING HATE IT! I am big…I mean…I’m…I’m big…okay…I get that…and…sometimes…I feel…like I’m beautiful and people tell me I’m beautiful, and I’m not just talking about my mama.
Plenty of guys tell me that I’m beautiful, and plenty of girls tell me that I’m beautiful, so I get it—I’m big; I’m beautiful; and I’m obviously a woman. But stop putting it together! Stop calling me a Big Beautiful Woman or a BBW. I fucking hate it.
Yeah, I’m big now, but someday I may lose the weight or I might get bigger! Okay! I’m not always going to be the size that I am, and I haven’t always been the size that I am, and my size does not define me as a person.
Okay…and then secondly…yeah, you can say that I’m beautiful, or you can say that I’m fucking ugly, but looks change, you know? I can go get cosmetic surgery; I’m gonna look different later on, or I could just get older—I’m gonna age; I’m gonna change…looks change!
So I’m not always going to be a BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, but I always will be a woman though ‘cause I have no plans for a sex change…but anyway…so…stop calling me a Big Beautiful Woman. Just appreciate me for who I am: my personality, my lifestyle, my intelligence! Okay!
I am a fucking awesome writer. People tell me that all the time. You…you can read all of my blogs. You can, you know, pick up copies of my books as soon as they hit the virtual shelves at Amazon.com, and you can know that I am an intelligent woman; and I’m beautiful, but someday I may not be; and I’m big, but someday I may not be; and you can love me for me or hate me for me, but stop FUCKING using the term Big Beautiful Woman, because it fucking irritates me—that is all!