We’re not supposed to take pleasure in others’ pain. That’s what we’re taught…unless it’s on YouTube or AFV and then it’s hilamafrigginlarious and we should chortle til we soil our silky underthings and must retire to the facilities out of embarrassment. However, an exception to the rule for some of us is when those who… Continue reading Love And Loathing
Apparently as of tomorrow (November 22) Facebook will no longer import my blog content into notes. They notified me via a note at the top of my newsfeed when I logged in the other day. Unless they change their mind, you will have to seek out one of the many versions of my blog out… Continue reading For my Facebook Notes Fans
My mother knocked on my door at five this morning and I was not upset. Today is my second day on the job. I am not at liberty to discuss the job. I am grateful for one even if it is far afield of my field and right back where I started from prior to… Continue reading Early To Rise
BBW I decided to do something a little different since Posterous is capable of it and since something was on my mind and I had a cam handy. The attached vid is a rant about the term BBW, and the attached document is the transcript. But, since I know some of you are some lazy… Continue reading My Fat Doesn’t Define Me!
I promised you guys I wouldn’t talk about someone anymore, but it’s difficult not to. I got into a texting argument tonight. It was totally my fault–I never should have told him that his sweet, innocent, four year old daughter wanted me to mail drawings to him and that I would as soon as I… Continue reading Recycled Love Songs
Timestamps I originally planned on presetting this post to post at midnight on November 14 because I did not know whether I would be asleep or not by then (it was technically 8.40p on November 13 when I started to type this). The reason I wanted to preset it is that I really should have… Continue reading Preschool Prescience
My journey has been interesting, and I mean journey both literally and figuratively. Thursday, I went to an interview at h̶e̶l̶l̶m̶a̶r̶t̶ the greatest retail establishment in the entire world. Because I always pass drug tests and background checks and am a great interviewee, I know I got the job (although it’s possible that I don’t,… Continue reading “Itsa tew seeder! Cuhmon eeuhn!”
Well, the exams are over and my little education vacation is over too. Now back to Arizona on a plane today, and the journey of life. I’m sure the girls missed me. I know I’ve missed them. I’m on my way back to you, babies. Be proud of your mama, okay? I’m proud of y’all… Continue reading Returning On A Jet Plane
Ashley Ann Eubanks–In The Making–Crappy Rap Song by Ashley Ann Eubanks The above is a link to my latest SoundCloud item. I couldn’t get the player to imbed in my Posterous blog and I didn’t want to create an infinite loop by posting to another blog and sharing on Posterous and having posterous auto-share back… Continue reading Crappy Rap Song
I’m taking those exams bright and early this morning. Not much to say about it, just have to focus and pass them with flying colors. Wish me luck or to break a leg or whatever. And sacrifice a chicken or two if you’re into that. You could also ask your invisible sky daddy to watch… Continue reading Exam Day!