Husband and I were laying in bed, trying to fall asleep, when his iPod shuffled to the song that goes, “…and I can’t stop pretending that I don’t love you anymore…” I tried Googling the lyrics for this post but I can’t figure out the name of the song; found a song that had similar… Continue reading Love is…?

The title of this post is a question often contemplated by persons from all walks of life. I am not talking about cheating at cards or cheating at sports. I’m talking about cheating in a relationship. To some, there’s simply no such thing. They feel that sex is sex and love is love, that the… Continue reading What is cheating?

Why is speeding illegal? Wrecking BECAUSE of speeding, I can see. Texas thinks I could magically conjure $240 to pay them for going 80mph in mid July. I CAN’T AFFORD TO KEEP GROUND BEEF IN THE HOUSE ALL MONTH LONG. And I’ve got like two more days to pay them before they send a letter… Continue reading Speed Demon

The Debate Throughout my childhood I shared bedrooms with siblings and cousins as well as sometimes having my own room, but privacy was a rare commodity regardless of the sleeping situations. When you’re a kid, you just learn to deal with such things. It’s just damn hard to live with people, whether you’re related to… Continue reading Family VS Roommates

Edit added 4/8/13: The following post was written sometime in 2010 (I think) but when I was re-upping my blog posts, Blogger decided to erase the timestamp because I started editing the post before confirming the time stamp. I cannot remember the original date of the post, but I guessed August, 24, 2010. I hate… Continue reading “Quack, quack!” and “Out of bounds!”

I figured out that I could send text messages to my blog! I figured that would be pretty awesome if I happened to be some random place–stranded in a crowded mall, for example–and couldn’t get to my laptop in time to remember a potentially awesome and award winning blog post. So I went the through… Continue reading Text Test

Sitting here in my livingroom this afternoon, on my comfortable couch (purchased at tax-return time at Ashley Furniture Home Store, a discounted floor model), and watching “Say Yes To The Dress” on my wall mounted flat screen (can’t remember the exact measurements, but it was another splurge that we made at tax time), I started… Continue reading If I plant a dollar, will it grow an evil tree?

Luna and I went to bed close to five this morning. Around 7-something husband came home and told me he was going to mow the lawn and he wanted me to wash the dishes. Now, to be fair to him, they HAVE been piling up quite high. But, to be fair to me, the pile… Continue reading I am sooo not a pioneer woman!

I know I haven’t blogged in a while. Shame on me! I’ve been busy being lazy. First thing, I suppose, is to update the seven people who are apparently following my blog through Google and the millions of other imaginary people who are obviously too shy and self-conscious to admit that they check my blog… Continue reading Self-promotion and Self-doubt