To the men and women who are trying to wreck my home: I am contacting you because I would like to think that you are an intelligent and understanding individual. I love my husband very much, and from what I understand he loves me too. We may have had some tough times in the past,… Continue reading Turkeys and Trollops
I was born the year Reagan was privately sworn in for his second term, the year “We Are The World” was recorded, the year the FDA approved the first blood-testing for AIDs, the year New Coke was both released and recalled, the year Calvin and Hobbs debuted, the year DNA was first used in a… Continue reading And if the sun comes up tomorrow…
Every morning I am awakened by a three-foot-tall singing stripper! This is not the good time that one might imagine it to be. The stripper is the one-and-a-half-year-old little girl who calls me “Mama.” My daughter Luna. Most mornings, at around six or seven, a time when I would much prefer the warmth of my… Continue reading The Best (And Worst) Alarm Clock EVER!
I am suffering from a bout of frustration as of late. First, I’ll list my symptoms: amenorrhea, nausea (usually brought on by crying, bad smells, or certain food stuffs), occasional dry-heaves, occasional migraines, elevated blood pressure, edema, occasional dizziness, constipation, frequent urination, food cravings and aversions…I could go on, but I shouldn’t. My last period… Continue reading Fuckstrated Fears