Yo Mama Joke

The matriarchal entity of the familial unit from which you originated possesses a level of neurological functioning at such a remote distance from the average intelligence quotient of other individuals that at one particular point on the timeline of her life she is known to have attempted the systematic alphabetization of the colorfully candy coated… Continue reading Yo Mama Joke

The following may contain sappy sentimental crap and mommy bragging; consider yourself warned!

I love Luna! She is so cute! And she is growing so fast! Yesterday, she saw a puppy. She got all excited, started jumping up and down in my arms and yelling “doddy! doddy!” like doggy doggy. Her rubber duckies are all “dug” except the larger blue one, who is “boo dug.” Her sippy cup,… Continue reading The following may contain sappy sentimental crap and mommy bragging; consider yourself warned!